[ 10pm, he’s at a bar with karaoke, I just got off work ]
“This bar has karaoke! This could get out of hand fast.”
“Oh my god, so jealous! Sing something!”
“I did Santaria. Might do something else later”
“Sing something cheesy 80s like TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT (Eddie Money)”
“Haha no way!”
“Do it, or next time we’re at a karaoke bar, I’ll do it and you’ll have to bear the shame with me!”
“Haha, I will pretend I don’t know you”
“Then you don’t get to take me home, because I don’t go home with strange boys”
“What if I introduce myself after the song?”
“Would you really hit on a girl who just belted out (very off key I might add) such an embarrassing song?”
“If she was as cute as you? Yeah”
